bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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