He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
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