it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
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The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
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