Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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