Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize