discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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