I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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