i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
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