it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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