Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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