YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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