And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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