Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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