We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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