I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Randomize
