So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
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