I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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