So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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