I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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