what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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