these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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