after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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