I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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