So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
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