Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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