No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
Randomize