he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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