What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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