my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
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