these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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