Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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