I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
He felt like a one man threesome
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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