Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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