How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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