So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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