Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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