He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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