She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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