Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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