I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
Randomize
