what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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