I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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