all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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