so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
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