No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
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