I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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