sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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