Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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