if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
My breasts were aching with rage.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
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