Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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