I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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