her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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