Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
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