My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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