please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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